The trouble is, you think you have time.– Buddha (via shaneguiter)
when skinny bitches say they're fat:
tyleroakley: videohall: A spider wouldn’t move from my monitor, so I gave him a trip into another dimension. The only logical solution, to be quite honest.
I got Skyler to like...
Breaking Bad!! We’re about to watch another episode. So exciting!
Every line in True Grit is complete brilliance.
Cross-examining Lawyer: So, you say that when Amos Wharton raised his axe, you backed away from him.
Rooster Cogburn: That's right.
Cross-examining Lawyer: In what direction were you going?
Rooster Cogburn: I always go backwards when I'm backing up.
LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other
tyleroakley: This is every single person on Tumblr. No exceptions. the most amazing thing i’ve ever seen.
shaytardgifs: CHALLENGE 3